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Old August 4th, 2009, 12:29 PM
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My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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Old August 4th, 2009, 01:32 PM
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Old August 4th, 2009, 02:25 PM
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Old August 4th, 2009, 03:21 PM
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That guy is fookin foony!
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Old August 4th, 2009, 04:27 PM
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NOPE, and old patient gave me this, I just posted it. Guess it is about HIS OLD PENIS, cause the one I use works just fine.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 11:53 AM
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is he SELLING his old penis??? Ms. Moderator...
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Old August 30th, 2009, 12:20 AM
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is he SELLING his old penis??? Ms. Moderator...
sounds like we got ourselves a bidder here!!



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Old August 30th, 2009, 05:56 PM
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sounds like we got ourselves a bidder here!!



no way, I was just bustin' her chops because she's got a joke about a penis in the sales section instead of the joke section.... I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'
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Old August 30th, 2009, 11:34 PM
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no way, I was just bustin' her chops because she's got a joke about a penis in the sales section instead of the joke section.... I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'
Maybe she is selling?!?!?!?!?! Ya never know.
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