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Old August 2nd, 2009, 04:36 AM
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Why don't Jewish guys go down on a girl?

It's too close to the gas chamber





Why do jews have big noses?

The air is free





What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A canoe tips




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Old August 2nd, 2009, 04:39 AM
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Who pissed you off and why are you awake?
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 05:25 AM
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Noone pissed me off. We were drinking at our local bar and heard a few good ones. I have the hiccups and can't go to sleep after killing a case of beer.
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 05:51 AM
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I guess you went to "Hitler's Pub".
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 07:41 AM
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They actually have pills for hiccups. Our patient's get them sometimes when we do procedures on them, and they don't go away for days without meds. Good luck.
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 09:06 AM
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I have found that a little peanut butter gets rid of hiccups......
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 10:33 AM
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Noone pissed me off. We were drinking at our local bar and heard a few good ones. I have the hiccups and can't go to sleep after killing a case of beer.

Just a case, your getting slow these days!
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 12:58 PM
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I have found that a little peanut butter gets rid of hiccups......
He has a dog, I'm sure he's got peanut butter!
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 06:26 PM
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They actually have pills for hiccups. Our patient's get them sometimes when we do procedures on them, and they don't go away for days without meds. Good luck.
He gets hiccups when he gets drunkies...... and then gets pissed at me cause I can't stop laughing at him

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I have found that a little peanut butter gets rid of hiccups......
He HATES peanut butter. The smell of it would get his gag reflex going (now Alex will come along with a gay comment!)
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Old August 2nd, 2009, 10:39 PM
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He HATES peanut butter. The smell of it would get his gag reflex going (now Alex will come along with a gay comment!)
I started laughing before I finished reading this. Saying that he has no gag reflex is just too easy but, you would come back with something like "he doesn't choke on small bones".
So, I think it's better if I leave this one alone.
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