Eve's Side of the Story!

[HondaHugger]

EVE'S
SIDE OF THE STORY



After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,
Godcame to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.



"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem.



It's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having
only two breasts mi ght leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".



"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was My first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away."



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden .



" Well, Eve, how is My favourite creation?"



"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."



God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that
useless Tit?"



Nowdoesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?

[SecondChance99]

The Creation of Eve

God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on.

"What do you think of life Adam"said God.
"Well"said Adam"It's quite hard work and a little boring and,well,just a little lonely too".
"Don't worry"declared God"I've been working on a solution to all these problems.I'm going to create a Woman.She'll wash and cook for you and she'll have sex with you whenever you want.Infact she'll do everything you can imagine".

"That sounds great" said Adam"but how much will this Woman cost me?"

"I was thinking an arm and a leg" answered God

"That sounds a bit steep what can I get for a rib"

[Mass Junkie]

Let's try and keep religion and politics off the forum... Mmmmkay thanx!

[Bicho]

Blah!!!!!!!!!!

[HondaHugger]

Originally Posted by Mass Junkie

Let's try and keep religion and politics off the forum... Mmmmkay thanx!

We're not talking religion, we're just telling jokes...

Don't be mad cause God made you as short at SecondChance