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March 9th, 2010, 03:23 PM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, lost jobs, lost savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called Lifeline. I got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.... 
     
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March 10th, 2010, 07:56 PM
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March 15th, 2010, 10:13 PM
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Lmaf!!!! Lol
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