Drunk Driving....This is Brilliant

[Finster]

Only a Maori could pull this one off!

A true story from Otara in Auckland .
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local
neighbourhood pub.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
His keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he
fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then
flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road. The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
Now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
Pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's
intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it bro," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[Doc]

yeah thats what my friends did too..
the old decoy
then we hooked up with the tow truck company
we would pay them 40 bucks theyd wait for us to give them a phone call
put our cars on the flat bed and take us home and put the car in the driveway//

lol

[LOZ]

^lol