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July 9th, 2009, 09:43 PM
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So it begins....
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated... He'll be
recycled into shopping bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. Apparently, Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's in the children's ward at hospital, and told his family he's in heaven. Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack. He was found on the children's ward having a stroke. Michael Jackson's family have requested his ashes be put into etch-a-sketch so the kids can still twizzle his kn0b. Janet Jackson approached a well known Hollywood undertaker to organise Michael's funeral. First thing she says is "do you take plastic"? Farrah Fawcett dies and goes to heaven. God says "because you were an angel on earth, you can have one wish". Farrah says "can you save the world's children?" 24 hours later, Michael Jackson is dead! Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to the paramedics on the way to hospital.... "Put me on the childrens ward". Rolf Harris is reported to be upset about the death of Michael Jackson... He was supporting at O2, and they were hoping to do "Two Little Boys". The truth is out!! Whacko Jacko died of food poisoning!! He ate some 11 year old nuts How do you stop a smooth criminal? Cardiac Arrest! Michael Jackson has passed away and authorities released that they are going to melt his body to make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change. Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogey! The Jackson 5 are now offering a 20% discount on their reunion show! The FBI has raided jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5C in the bedroom What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? One was into Majors, the other was into minors.      
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July 9th, 2009, 09:47 PM
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July 9th, 2009, 11:29 PM
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Doctors believe Michael Jackson's heart attack was due to a hereditary problem. They think its the result of a defective billy gene
They say people die in 3's; michael jackson, farrah faucett, ed mcmahnon... Leave it to billy mays to throw in an extra one COMPLETELY FREE!! But seriously folks, this whole situation is really not funny… Because he’s up there molesting baby Jesus right now. Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand” I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger… Will his organs continue to be donated to children? Question: What is warm, brown, and often found in a baby's diaper? Answer: Michael Jackson's hand. What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor! Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids. Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable. Michael Jackson worked part time as a Lottery announcer. He didn't need the money, he just liked to handle little white balls. In his will michael jackson left in his will that he wanted neverland to be turned into dinosaur land so the kids can still come out with a mega-saur-ass What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne didn't come on McCauley Culkin's face until he was 13. WHAT DO MICHAEL JACKSON AND CAVIER HAVE IN COMMON ? THEY BOTH COME ON LITTLE WHITE CRACKERS WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND RACING GREYHOUNDS ? AT LEAST THE GREYHOUNDS WAITED FOR THE HARE TO COME OUT . Michael Jackson's memorial made history, it was the first time in L.A. a valet service provided parking for Big-Wheels.
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When michael jacksons body ws rolled away by his 6 brothers at the memorial service did 2 words come into to ur head: COOL RUNNINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson? About 3 hours.
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July 10th, 2009, 12:45 PM
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Nothing really changed I mean Jacko is going to be reincarnated as a plastic bag. White, feeble and a danger to small children.
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. When Michael died, he went to Heaven and found Elvis. He introduced himself and said “I’m the man that married your daughter.” Elvis replied “THANK GOD! I heard she married a black guy!” michael jackson: yesterdays child molester, tomorrows tupperware. Michael met with his priest — not for spiritual advice, they went on a double date. Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out that boyz2men was a boy band and not a delivery service.
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July 10th, 2009, 02:36 PM
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Farah was at the pearly gates and was asked what one thing she wished for before crossing into heaven... she thought about it for a few minutes and said " I wish for all the little children to be safe" and POOF Michael Jackson was dead...
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What did the doc say when he when he saw Michael Jackson for the first time? "Heee, heee's dead"
The new Michael Jackson postage stamp will cost 44 cents but if you're forced to lick it you'll be paid 20 million dollars not to mention it I heard that at the memorial when the kids were on stage singing that the lid of his coffin lifted a few inches Michael told Saint Peter that the last thing he can remember is shortness of breath and then hitting the floor. Saint Peter responded: now you know what that Jesus juice was like ! Q:What do micheal jackson and santa have in common. A:They both leave little kids rooms with empty sacks.
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