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Old flames sometimes burn you, especially when you pee!
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You're right, I guess the Christmas Holidays made me soft.......... I hate jerking off on Christmas.............this SUCKS |
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Even though you sometimes seem like a tough guy on the outside Tony, I see the good heart on the in and you do have feelings. Relationships are tough. Both parties have to be willing to work together and work on any challenges that come up. This is a couples world today, and I pray everyone finds someone that makes them happy.
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my wife and i dont fight much, so we have blow up fights over stupid shit to stay sane. guess i was one of the lucky people who found a female version of myself... that didnt come out right, but you know what i mean. i think a little bit of drama is necessary in a relationship to keep it balanced.
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I was chatting with a divorce attorney today. I asked him about marriage, does it make ANY sense? And I used the trite question, only worth it if you want to have kids?
He plainly said it's among the worst thing two people can do together, frankly; it combines two things which shouldn't be combined, finances and feelings. That's what I thought, and that's what I've heard from almost every customer, almost every friend, almost every story, novel, book, biography, magazine article, that wasn't x-religion preaching or selling some low-brow idea or wedding dresses, or institutionalized swill. I'm sure many people still believe in marriage, kind of like those who believe in god. One of my brothers is married, and they seem to do quite well, no kids, tons of work and travel, plenty of money, no cheating. Everyone is going to do what they want anyhow, so my drivel ain't changing anyone's mind. I simply believe in freedom, and finding the one you're at ease with, with no preconceived conventions or notions of behavior, and what is right or wrong. So, if you settle down, and get serious, you do the following, which makes zero empirical sense: A) buy an engagement ring - why? so that other joes don't schmooze up your girl? what? How about an engagement ring for the man? Or, don't other women try to hit on him? Uh huh. B) buy a wedding dress that costs as much as a really nice motorcycle, or college tuition, or 26 weeks of groceries; you get never to wear it again. It looks like every other fucking wedding dress ever made since the year 1825 when it was probably instituted by some smart tailor in Paris C) Get married in a church, with a preacher, and you have to pay a ton there too, oh, and 'under god' is going to matter a whole lot...witness that beautiful divorce rate among Americans, or Christians, or believers, or religious people. Rest in peace! That garb of putting your hand on the Bible or name your religious book or collection of stories, it ain't a warranty. It's just more convention. D) The Party for out of town Guests. Fuckin' A. That's what I'm talkin' about. Meet the busty single women, friends of the bride. Sit next to them when they get toasted, chat 'em up, screw, and then marry them! Well... E) Honeymoon. Vacation and sex are just words that go together well. But calling it a honeymoon is ludicrous. Call it, a sexcation. Let's get real. F) Baby shower; are you fucking kidding me? Time for women to get together and drink white wine, and compare their rejections: "Oh, I tell him I don't do that anymore because anal is dirty." "Me too, Cindy, and no more of playing the meat flute. It's just too messy, and I don't like the gurrrrg-oorrrrgggg-lurggggghh sound. I ask him to turn on music! Oh no more!" G) Bridal registry or wedding registry. Oh, Fuck you RIGHT in the ass! What, first you're getting married, which is completely retarded, then you want me to buy you shit like pots, pans, dishes, a toaster, and a Blue-ray DVD player. What have you been cooking with since you turned 18? Take that shit from your mother, or the aunt of yours who can't see out of her right eye. She won't see you taking it. Or, hey Captain Mooch, how about you buy your own shit.... A case of imported beer. That's what you get. And we're drinking it together, motherfucker. the list goes on, need to get some work done. your results may differ... void where prohibited return unused portions for a complete refund of price of purchase....tootles. and don't take this shit too seriously, motherfuckers.
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You have a very valid point, BUT some people (like me) STILL BELIEVE IN GOD.
I spent 11 fuckin months in a jungle in SE Asia for what ? God, Honor, and Country............. The rest is just up to the individual, some girls are brought up from childhood dreaming of a "Prince Charming" to marry them and take them to live in a nice house where people can say they're a happily married couple, and their children have a mommy and a daddy (not too common nowadays), and the children carry the fathers last name, and thats only because the bitch whore mother knows who the daddy is. That way when somebody calls the kid a little bastard, they only mean it figuratively. During the wedding it's usually the brides father who comes up with the largest chunk of change, I guess that's to entice the man into taking the daughter off his hands cause she's a lazy bitch. But after the wedding (if everything goes as planned), the couple have a bunch of new pots, pans, bottles, booze and CASH to help them get started in their new lives together. I got married 30 years ago, and still have my pots and pans......... I use them more than my wife........go figure |