so i get home yesterday to a house smelling like bad fish. this happened once before, so wifey and i both knew the dog got a bladder infection. well, we just got a new couch a couple weeks ago and we freaked.
looked everywhere and couldnt find anything. i look at my poor dog as she walks into the bathroom and sits down next to a puddle of bloody pee with the saddest puppy eyes she could muster. poor girl was more embarrassed about the mess than all the pain she must have felt.
a trip to the doggy ER and $300 later, she is fine. we were relieved she didnt do it on the new couch and i felt bad for how pissed i was when it happened.
fast forward to this morning... i'm late for work racing my bike down i95. as i'm pulling into the parking garage i look down and notice my phone fell out of its cradle while i was on i95. i contacted verizon who informed me that i didnt have insurance with them and a new phone will cost ~$450.
FML