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Old April 24th, 2009, 12:57 AM
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Default Jokers thursday night kill list........

So first off had an awesome night with everyone from all three counties lol. Me and my girl had a blast. Got to put alot of faces to names. We will try and make it out more often.


Anyways on to the topic of this thread. After the nice ride back to lasolas, my girl was a lil tired and had to work early. So i took her home. Joker suggested i come back for a nice spirited slow speed limit abiding ride. Decided hell why not. Took the wifey home and met back up on broward at the 7-11 by riverfront. After all gassed up and sitting waiting for the light to turn green to head to I95 we see this beautiful Ferrari cross the intersection. Something clicks in my head that i have seen it somewhere before. Our light turns green and we get to catch up to him at the next light. Once i see the license plate it dawns on me that i have quite a few pics of this specific car on my comp at home. Figured lets toy with it lol. Owner actually had the balls to do what most other ferrari owners dont...... HE DROVE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS CAR!!!
anyways once we get to the red light at 95 south he proceeds to roll his window down and ask joker if he would like to have at it. ROFLCOPTERCAKES. I dont think he had to ask twice. Once we hit I95, lets just say he got the ass whoopin of a lifetime lol. And to think my lil ole 750 actually put 5-8 cars on it too


Anyways sorry for the novel....... Joker heres the pics i said id upload when i got home. Im sure these will make the satisfaction even better lol.......







































CLIFFS:
-Saw ferrari
-Owner asks to run on I95
-Joker agrees with the biggest fucking smile ive ever seen
-We roll onto I95 south
-Ferrari gets his ass whooped by 4 bikes and lets off aroun145ish.


Joker = 1 Ferrari = 0


AWESOME NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old April 24th, 2009, 06:45 AM
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Hhhhhhhhhhhm, is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking???
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Old April 24th, 2009, 07:28 AM
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hah nice kill. What a heck of a Ferrari. Love those wheels!
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Old April 24th, 2009, 08:18 AM
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Old April 24th, 2009, 08:19 AM
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cant blame him for trying after dumping all that money into it.
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Old April 25th, 2009, 09:22 PM
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What are you thinking woman. Please tell...
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Old April 26th, 2009, 01:02 AM
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Hey GearHead, where's my 1st person version of the story? Come on, little man, you're slipping!
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Old April 26th, 2009, 01:44 AM
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Sweet ass car.
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Old April 26th, 2009, 07:20 AM
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I'm not the OP.
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Old April 26th, 2009, 10:36 AM
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on a 1000 is hard not to kill anything... not that they are impossible, because there are cars that can beat it, but those would be too rare to find in the streets. The Ferrari he raced is a beast of a car no doubt, and it looks beautiful. Im surprised the owner even raced it against bikes. Be careful racing cars in the streets, some drivers just think that pushing the pedal is all it takes to race.... they can lose control at high speeds and usually end up taking the bike out. just be careful out there.
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Old April 26th, 2009, 05:14 PM
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lol im not gearhead on here. i got the same user name.

anyways heres the story from the man himself lol

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Dude, you are Awesome! I still am smiling . Not only did he get his ass whooped by a 191.7 mph Jokered Ninja, I got the satisfaction of embarrasing his ass in front of his passenger...a hot brunette.

Let me explain what happened... (I am still laughing as I type this, lol)... He rolls up at the light to the left of me, going southbound on I95 off Broward Blvd. He is in (as the pics you can see above) a gun-metal colored Ferrari F430. Hans said later the wheels alone were $15,000 full carbon-fiber beauties. This guy then rolls down his window, leans across his girl and stares at me and yells out "You wanna run" and I yelled back "Oh yeah". I then asked him "Where are you getting off, so I know when to end this?" He laughed (he fucking LAUGHED at me) and said "I am getting off at Brickell". I said "ok, at the light we go!" He proceeded to nod his head yes and rolled up his window. Light turns green... we turn left, entering I95 and he is fucking moving. The only funny thing is I was 3ft off his carbon rear diffuser. If anyone knows that entrance ramp, you know that it's a one lane overpass that leads to the highway. Anyway, as we approach the highway, I quickly moved across the lanes and began upshifitng as he does. But something suddenly happens to him as I SMOKE his ASS... he MISSES a shift!! I screamed with joy so hard in my helmet, I almost made myself deaf, lol. I then topped out my beast and passing Marina Blvd and NEVER, EVER saw that over-expensive, piece of Italian metal again. And I have 3 other witnesses to this surprise event. And to think, I have a few thousand dollars more to put into my beast, hahahaaaaa. What end end to an Awesome night! Thanks Hans...
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Joker is nuts.........sorry bro, I can't hang with you riding. It's like you a PHD vs me a GED between you and I riding.
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Old July 14th, 2009, 08:15 AM
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^you like dags?
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